watching ben mulroney do celeb interviews is like seeing your high school guidance counselor chatting up girls at the mall

"Crash" was the only movie of any of the ones that got nominated for anything this year that was a complete and total waste of my time. That guy would benefit from taking a screenwriting class. Which is the most damning thing you can say about anybody who is working in film, I think.

Ah, well, it's the Oscars. Fuck are you going to do, pop culture is death.

Salma Hayek's dress was niiiiice, though.