Tuesday, August 30, 2005

internet speed lab

We'll mail you everything you need to start your own methamphetamine lab! Beginning with high quality government-inspected propane tanks (you may have to bleed them yourself), you'll be on your way to turning your house into a towering inferno, or at the very least a pretty smelly place, in absolutely no time at all! Just send seventy-five dollars to the above address and start skeezing!