Wednesday, May 10, 2006

who that guy was

There was this shot of a ten-year old kid all painted up in whiteface in the stands of tonight's Oilers-Sharks game, s/he was jiggling and weaving like mad, obviously overcome with the sound of the crowd, and Raffi Torres' late-3rd period goal breaking down the left side still rippling through everything, and I heard it before I saw it but even when I heard it I knew it was satanic; this guy bloated and straining and drunkenly red in the face stands right up and sticks his whole face perfectly in the shot, and bellows:

OILERRRRRSSSS.

The game is in OT. The game is not over. The Underworld is taking bets.