television is just fucking great

Now I'm going to sit in front of this computer and stare at my own shit like I'm two years old. No wonder I'm so boring. Get up. Get up from the chair and do something. Right now. Fuck.

Don't forget to publish this, you fucking retard. Don't just get up from the desk and fucking put it into the mass oblivion where all things should go that don't matter worth a fuck. Don't just never touch it again. Make sure and validate yourself and your total waste of time by clicking that red button. Also be sure and google for an image that completely captures the helpless mental and spiritual squalor of your self-created useless purgatory. Don't worry, we'll wait. Look for something good.