well, that was strange. hey, who wants a peanut butter sandwich?

Overtime again. Real life continues, you know. I came across the strangest thing there today: a sandal into which someone had drilled about a dozen three-inch long screws. Kind of a makeshift cleat. Absolutely impossible to wear. Who the fuck would make something like that? Probably some tortured junior high school student with the intention of turning his foot into a lethal weapon, is my theory. The sandal of death.