Sunday, March 13, 2005

Jesus let me sleep

Do you know how much I hate Led Zeppelin? In particular, how much I loathe "Whole Lotta Love"? That horrible guitar freak-out with Plant making those awful sex noises that sound like a cat being fed to a rusty wood chipper, Bonzo's "tasteful" fills during same, and then oh god that dunndanh dundanh dunt! riff that makes me just absolutely die. It's dumb in the first place and then they bring it back! And plus more Bonzo breakdowns just in case you weren't aware the man could keep time. Go fuck a groupie with a fish, why don't you.