erotic poetry

...just doesn't do it for me. I don't mind reading about stuff that's been "splayed", or that what-have-you is "askew", or that various things may or may not be "moist". But it isn't gonna get me hot. Not when you describe your labia as "hungry".

I've emphasized before, I believe, about how important I think poetry is in daily life, and how it's a shame most of us are so cut off from it. But I still don't need to hear about your hungry labia.

I'm not gonna link to it. Tough luck, hungry-labia fetishists.

But seriously, JEEES-us. Guys don't want to think about a woman's nethers as being "hungry". Ever hear of vagina dentata? It's NOT COOL.